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Letter from a Farm Kid
Saturday, December 19, 2009      4 comments

Letter from a Farm Kid (Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mil... Read more
Confessions Jokes
Tuesday, December 08, 2009      1 comments

Fallen? There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so ... Read more
Pastor's Calling Card- Joke
Sunday, December 06, 2009      9 comments

A new pastor was doing his rounds visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it was evident that someone was within but no one answered his repeated knocks. Eventually he wrote on the back of a calling card: ‘Revelation 3:20’ and stuck... Read more
Christmas Present Jokes
Friday, December 04, 2009      4 comments

Cheap Christmas present After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing... Read more
Top 5 signs you bought a bad Christmas tree:
Thursday, December 03, 2009      3 comments

Top 5 signs you bought a bad Christmas tree: 5. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 4. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 3. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it... Read more
Two little mischievous boys
Tuesday, December 01, 2009      3 comments

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman ... Read more
Jokes About Exercise
Monday, November 30, 2009      9 comments

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. 2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a ... Read more
Girlie Wisdom
Friday, November 27, 2009      7 comments

One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds. The reason women over 50 don't have babies is because we would put them down and forget where we put them. It's time to give up jogging f... Read more
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
Thursday, November 26, 2009      7 comments

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep... I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and t... Read more
Bedside Manners
Wednesday, November 25, 2009      6 comments

Bedside Manners Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to... Read more
Made Where?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009      3 comments

Made Where? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN S... Read more
Leaping Goats ~ Joke~
Monday, November 23, 2009      4 comments

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound. He turned to the other guy and said "that mu... Read more
Doggone Brilliant Joke
Sunday, November 22, 2009      5 comments

Doggone Brilliant Joke Smart enough to be a real salesman A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dac... Read more