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Red Haired Baby
Tuesday, November 24, 2020      13 comments

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. “Doctor,” Mr. Spiegel said, “I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the doctor said, “even though y... Read more
Another update and a joke
Sunday, November 15, 2020      18 comments

Hi everyone, I went to the oncologist on Thursday. I will be getting Chemo as soon as I finish healing on the inside. Probably 2 more weeks. I have another cat scan on Monday morning with the barium stuff I have to drink (2 bottles) 1 at nig... Read more
Flying broomstick
Monday, November 09, 2020      15 comments

An engineering student was walking across campus when he saw his classmate flying on a broomstick. He asked, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?” The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own bus... Read more
Feeling of Remorse
Saturday, November 07, 2020      15 comments

After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during the sentencing hearing said to the defendant, “Mrs. Packard, after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little re... Read more
The First Female President
Thursday, November 05, 2020      19 comments

The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you’ll be coming to my inaugurati... Read more
Happy Halloween
Saturday, October 31, 2020      17 comments

Hi everyone, I got the staples out Thursday and that feels much better. There had to be at least 25 of them. I got a call from Dr Austin's office and my appointment with her is on the 12th of November. She is the Oncologist. I still have t... Read more
Another update
Tuesday, October 27, 2020      21 comments

Hi everyone, I am sorry it took so long to fill you in on my surgery. It's been slow getting around. The procedures performed: Exploratory laparotomy, total abdominal hysterectomy bilaterial salpingo oophorectomy, optimal debulking procedu... Read more
Surgery tomorrow
Thursday, October 15, 2020      26 comments

Hi, I am sorry I haven't updated in awhile but we have been running to this doctor and this hospital for this and that and I even have a terrific headache right now. Well, so far everything has been coming back negative. My colonoscopy/en... Read more
Rich Man in Heaven
Wednesday, October 07, 2020      14 comments

A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street. Saint Peter stopped the rich man in ... Read more
A quick update
Wednesday, September 30, 2020      18 comments

Hi everyone, I decided to go with the doctor in private practice. (The one my friend recommended. His name is Dr. Pendurthi out of Bethlehem, Pa. He already sent me for blood work, and x-ray and he said he wants more test done on the patholo... Read more
Hi,everyone
Saturday, September 26, 2020      14 comments

I need to know if I am doing the right thing. When the surgeon called with the report on my hernia sac & contents I was and probably still am in shock. I just looked up what some of these things mean and I am more scared now. The pat... Read more
Prescription
Thursday, September 24, 2020      10 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment ... Read more
More bad news
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      26 comments

Hi everyone, As you know my hernia surgery went well and I am feeling better. Unfortunately the surgeon called me this morning and said he got the report from the pathologist and it came back that the tissue around the hernia was cancerous.... Read more
Thank you all for the prayers
Thursday, September 17, 2020      18 comments

The surgery went well. Took an hour and 20 minutes or so. I am sore today but so far so good. Let the healing begin. ... Read more
I could use prayers
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      14 comments

Hi everyone, I know I have been MIA for awhile with blogs but getting back to school, (I am a bus driver) and my Diverticulitis diagnosis and now I am having surgery this morning for a Ventral Hernia. Monday as I was in the grocery stor... Read more

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