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Love GOOD Jokes! THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010      2 comments

An elderly lady complains to the M.D. that she passes gas many times a day. "It's really more of a nuisance than a problem," she explains, "They're silent and they don't smell." The M.D. gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in... Read more
Have a Laugh on Me!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010      4 comments

A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning," Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for t... Read more
Turn the Crank!
Thursday, June 24, 2010      1 comments

Ok, Heres my Thinking! Why, Would anyone run a water hose out in the Garden and NOT put a Shut off Valve on it! Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Well Hey! Why would you run a line in the Ocean and NOT put a shut off valve on it? DUHHHH... Read more
SMILE ON ME!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010      2 comments

WOW! I Am Feelin BAD! so, LETS SMILE ON HUMP DAY! A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. S... Read more
Come have a laugh on Me!
Thursday, May 13, 2010      3 comments

Tom's golf cart wreck The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husba... Read more
WE WANT AMERICA BACK!
Friday, March 26, 2010      2 comments

Something is wrong with America. She once held the Bible as her conscience and guide. But we’ve allowed those who hold nothing to be sacred, Like Sodom of old, to push morals aside. Where are the men who once stood for right? And the w... Read more
Reputation or Character
Monday, March 22, 2010      1 comments

Reputation is what men say about you on your tombstone, character is what angels say about you before the throne of God. Hmm... Read more
Is there really something in this Powerful Plant?
Saturday, March 13, 2010      1 comments

A friend forwarded this on to me... thought you may do the same! Subject: FW: ASPPARAGUS (WHO KNEW ? ) If is is good, as claimed for getting rid of cancer, it may be good in preventing ... Read more
Vegas!!!!!!!!!! Yea Baby!
Monday, February 15, 2010      6 comments

OH Wow! Vegas was Great!! I had 3 great days of making a little over 4200.00 and 2 days of loseing almost all of it! But a great time was had! I did have a few goals to meet this year and all were met but one. Sad but true, I thought I... Read more
I Need a Typest! (or) WIN $1,000.000.00 HERE!
Monday, December 28, 2009      3 comments

Secretary, I need a secretary, Im in the Process of updating my music list of over Thousands of songs and its the first time Iv ever tried to type this thing! WOW! My typing lacks in style anyways! My Peckin finger is wore to a Frazel... Read more
Already opened your gifts and your bored? Read this for a Smile!
Thursday, December 24, 2009      3 comments

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The lette... Read more
2009 Garnerboys Christmas Concert!
Sunday, December 20, 2009      2 comments

Well! Josh just made it in from Texas in time for our 10th annual Christmas Concert! As always were expecting a standing room only crowd and what a great afternoon of celebrating Christmas with Friends & Family! Jash had been recording at... Read more
So true in todays world!
Wednesday, October 07, 2009      4 comments

I Just read this and thought Everyone should see it! SO True in todays world! After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: 'Let me see if I've got this right. 'You want me to go into that r... Read more
Golf Balls
Wednesday, October 07, 2009      2 comments

Now, This is a Stupid Blog! I would like to see a bucket of golf balls added to the Goodies I would like to see, All citys in USA, Allow all children the right to Trick or Treat 2 nights instead of just one. I would like... Read more
Iv Never did a Blog Before!
Monday, August 24, 2009      5 comments

A blog is basically a journal that is available on the web. The activity of updating a blog is “blogging” and someone who keeps a blog is a “blogger.” Blogs are typically updated daily using software that allows people with little or no technica... Read more

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