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Thursday's Laugh
Thursday, December 05, 2019      16 comments

Me and the mini Snickers bars yesterday - don't ask, lol.... Read more
Wednesday's Laugh - Tree's Up
Wednesday, December 04, 2019      13 comments

If only the decorating were this easy...…..... Read more
Tuesday's Laugh - Zero Calories
Tuesday, December 03, 2019      16 comments

If only mashed potatoes came with the same claim - or my Payday candy bar, lol.... Read more
Monday's Laugh - Clean the Clutter
Monday, December 02, 2019      17 comments

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Sunday's Laugh - I've Been Good
Sunday, December 01, 2019      12 comments

Guess I'll have to be good for REAL :)... Read more
Saturday's Laugh - Black Saturday
Saturday, November 30, 2019      11 comments

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Friday's Laugh - Call the Doctor
Friday, November 29, 2019      13 comments

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed he... Read more
Thursday's Laugh - How to Educate a Parrot
Thursday, November 28, 2019      16 comments

Shared from another member: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and... Read more
Wednesday's Laugh
Wednesday, November 27, 2019      11 comments

Dear Santa, For this year I'm requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P.S. Please don't mix them up like you did last year. ... Read more
Monday's Laugh - Wait Your Turn
Monday, November 25, 2019      16 comments

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Sunday's Laugh - Cooking with Wine
Sunday, November 24, 2019      11 comments

I tried cooking with wine for the first time. After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen. 😊 ... Read more
Saturday's Laugh - Mummy Case
Saturday, November 23, 2019      9 comments

Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”. ”What does that number mean?” asked the first one. The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the l... Read more
Friday's Laugh - New Girlfriend
Friday, November 22, 2019      14 comments

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Thursday's Laugh - Sweet Talk
Thursday, November 21, 2019      19 comments

Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!" Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?" Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!" Sweetheart: "Do you think ... Read more
Wednesday's Laugh - Nothing Happens
Wednesday, November 20, 2019      11 comments

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine intervention, so he's let go. ... Read more

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