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Today You are Amazing
Wednesday, August 24, 2011      5 comments

Dear Jolene (and/or Insert Name Here), Today you are amazing. Today you pushed harder than you thought you could. You ran even though you hate it and you felt like you left your lungs behind on the first corner. Today you looked ... Read more
Wait.........What Was I Talking About Again?
Tuesday, August 23, 2011      2 comments

Here goes another incredibly short and, possibly, pointless post. This morning Awesome Husband left before me since he's on call. So when it came time to leave, I went about pup-proofing the house so Bowser and Ripley could safely be left o... Read more
Watching Someone Fade....
Monday, August 22, 2011      6 comments

Quick weekend recap: -Got truck registered -Went to laundromat for the first time EVER and did like.......ten loads of laundry. -Went to two cookouts and indulged a bit. A few pretzels, some chips. -Wooberry happened again and I REFUS... Read more
A Blog Post About Nothing!
Thursday, August 18, 2011      1 comments

In lieu of having anything of any real value to discuss, here comes a checklist! -Worked out last night and got a good sweat with TurboFire despite feeling like my eyeballs were going to explode out of my face. Note to self: wear sunglasses... Read more
25 Things About Me
Wednesday, August 17, 2011      6 comments

I hate people who whine and complain and moan on public forums or social networking and I know that's what I've been doing for the past few days. I'm really sorry for submitting you guys to that. The past few days have been pretty stinking awful... Read more
Short and Oh So Sweet
Tuesday, August 16, 2011      4 comments

Last night I was feeling sorry for myself and fat and ugly and today's blog post was going to be all about negative self image. But then I went downstairs today at work and did my first 165lb deadlift. Then I ran for my 5k Your Way Tra... Read more
Tip of the Day: Try Not to Insult the Woman You're Selling To
Monday, August 15, 2011      10 comments

Dear GNC Guy, Going into GNC already had me stressed out. The only two other customers in there were gigantic muscular guys buying products that had the word "explode" in the name. The only other woman in the store was vapidly frothing on h... Read more
Virtual Grocery Store Extravaganza!!
Friday, August 12, 2011      2 comments

Disclaimer: I am not in at all recommending that you shop in any way like I do. This is just an opportunity to see what my shopping trips look like. So take my hand and let's go on this magical journey together!! Step 1: -Look at some ... Read more
You're So Beautiful...........Like a......Tree
Thursday, August 11, 2011      2 comments

I can't think of anything insightful to talk about so here's a quick checklist-style post: -Last night I did a Bob Harper workout fully expecting to dominate it. It dominated ME. Oof. -Awesome Husband and I went to the grocery store la... Read more
Disappointing Day
Wednesday, August 10, 2011      5 comments

Awesome Husband took my "Day 90 Round 2" photos for me today so I could send them into BeachBody to get a TurboFire tank top. When I put them into Picnik and compared them to my day 60 photos, I felt dismayed. Did my results backslide a little? ... Read more
The Amazing Similarities Between "I Can't" and "I Won't"
Tuesday, August 09, 2011      5 comments

Last night I had an epiphany. I almost wrote "apostrophe" but I was afraid the obscure Hook reference might not go over. Spark was suggesting joining a 5K training program yesterday so I figured, why not, and joined one. I haven't si... Read more
Weekend Recap
Monday, August 08, 2011      2 comments

Ooof, where to even begin?? Well I took Thursday and Friday off of work and what a marvelous break that was! Don't get me wrong, I work in a pretty great place. I have an amazing boss and a good paycheck. But it's an office job. I don't mis... Read more
Dear "Every Woman I've Ever Judged"
Wednesday, August 03, 2011      12 comments

Alright ladies, I have a confession to make: I judge you. I do it all the time. Maybe it makes me feel better about myself, I don't know. It's a bad habit. I'm sorry. I am really really sorry. Dear Blonde Woman With Large Breasts, I've... Read more
Today's Motto
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      3 comments

"If you allow your weight to dictate your mood (it fluctuates several times per day) you're going to be quite temperamental." Pam the Blam Man, if ever I needed a reason to love Pam the Blam (which I don't because I'm already completel... Read more
Time Means Nothing
Monday, August 01, 2011      4 comments

July is over. Another month of the summer gone. And, I've realized, another month gone without really making any new goals. I haven't set any goals for myself in a long time. I always used to. I rewarded myself ALL the time. "Okay Jolene, if you... Read more

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