Monday Quote
Monday, August 06, 2012      9 comments

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ... Read more
The Church Removed My Cookies
Wednesday, August 01, 2012      15 comments

Well, the Church removed my cookies from the bake sale..... again! I don't know what their problem is -- I just used a dog bone cookie cutter... cut them in half and decorated them! I thought they looked rather cute!! They have no sens... Read more
Election Day Problem
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      7 comments

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Friday, July 20, 2012      2 comments

The owner of a golf course in Maine was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Maine, and I need some he... Read more
Cure for Plumbers crack
Wednesday, July 18, 2012      9 comments

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Monday, July 16, 2012      2 comments

Friends ... They love you, But they're not your lover They care for you, But they're not from your family They're ready to share your pain, But they're not your blood relation They are ... FRIENDS! !!!! A True friend.... ... Read more
Great Picture!
Tuesday, July 10, 2012      6 comments

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Thursday, June 28, 2012      10 comments

A group of young 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the ... Read more
Monday Funny...
Monday, June 25, 2012      1 comments

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My new slogan...
Friday, June 22, 2012      1 comments

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Spend Quality Time with your Loved One!
Thursday, June 21, 2012      3 comments

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Thursday, June 14, 2012      4 comments

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, 'Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.' Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know…' 'You don't know? You're,... Read more
Some interesting statistics.....
Wednesday, June 06, 2012      1 comments

A recent "Investor's Business Daily" article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization. Percentage of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:... Read more
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Tuesday, June 05, 2012      4 comments

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases ... Read more
No one believes seniors . . .
Friday, June 01, 2012      7 comments

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked... Read more

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