WooHoo! 5 Year Anniversary
Monday, May 21, 2012      4 comments

Today marks 5 years as a Sparkpeople member. Although I have not been active all 5 years my current streaks are: Log in and spin - 483 days Drink 8 cups of water per day - 445 days Exercise 90 minutes per week - 70 weeks Total... Read more
How the Fight Started
Friday, May 18, 2012      2 comments

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... ... Read more
Definition of being FAT
Monday, May 14, 2012      8 comments

I finally realized what the true definition of being fat is... You know you are fat when you work to lose 25lbs before attending a family gathering and no one notices! ... Read more
True Love...
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      6 comments

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool... Read more
The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in stores:
Thursday, May 03, 2012      9 comments

Volume I - - well worth the wait. ... Read more
Just one of those days...
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      5 comments

Wife, by text, to husband at work... "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at all!"... Read more
Hiking Safety
Monday, April 23, 2012      3 comments

My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in 22 short. I’ve carried it for many years including while hiking. I never leave without it in my pocket. Of course the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the “B... Read more
Wednesday, April 18, 2012      8 comments

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't wan... Read more
Friday, April 06, 2012      11 comments

I went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. I asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. They walk among us...... ... Read more
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      1 comments

I finally reached 60,000 Sparkpoints - yeah me! Now they tell me the next level is 20,000 points more... Guess I'll be here until next year! ... Read more
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      4 comments

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans--relax, here is our real problem. In a Florida State University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must ... Read more
5K #2
Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Second 5K done - finished 4 min faster than the last one!... Read more
Blonde or Cheerleader error?
Thursday, March 29, 2012      4 comments

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Upgraded to an apple
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      5 comments

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How to Make a Bacon Cheeseburger
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      8 comments

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