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I got Jokes
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      4 comments

The judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do ." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure, " said the witness. "My side will win." ... Read more
I got Jokes
Monday, May 02, 2011      5 comments

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No" A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man said indignantly. ... Read more
I got jokes
Sunday, May 01, 2011      3 comments

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar camera. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute , he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcu... Read more
Thought For Today
Saturday, April 30, 2011      2 comments

It is important to have a twinkle in your winkle. ... Read more
What a Surprise!
Thursday, April 28, 2011      5 comments

Today after work I stopped at weight Watchers for my weekly weigh in. No surprise to me I am again up on the scale. One reason for this could be is the evening weigh in, normally I weigh in on Sunday morning but the past Sunday was a holiday ... Read more
Thought For today
Thursday, April 28, 2011      8 comments

It's not the years in your life that count.... it's the life in your years. ... Read more
Thought for today
Wednesday, April 27, 2011      4 comments

Falling in love is easy... but staying in love is something very special ... Read more
Thought for today
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      7 comments

Growing old is inevitable..... growing up is optional. ... Read more
Thought for Today
Sunday, April 24, 2011      4 comments

Happiness is an unexpected hug! ... Read more
Thought for today
Saturday, April 23, 2011      4 comments

Never look down on anyone ... unless you are helping them up!!! ... Read more
Thought For Today
Friday, April 22, 2011      8 comments

To have joy.......... one must share it. Do you share your joy with others? ... Read more
Thought for the day
Thursday, April 21, 2011      2 comments

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand... but touches your heart. Do you have a friend like that ? ... Read more
Thought for today
Wednesday, April 20, 2011      7 comments

Having a place to go ----- is a home having someone to love is a family ... Read more
Thought for today
Tuesday, April 19, 2011      2 comments

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ... Read more
Thought for today
Monday, April 18, 2011      3 comments

The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe ... Read more

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