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3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!
Wednesday, July 10, 2013      14 comments

Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. "Co... Read more
Definition of Diplomacy
Saturday, July 06, 2013      9 comments

Q: What's the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to h_ _ _ in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Come on! It has to make you smile, doesn't it? ... Read more
Becky's Update
Wednesday, July 03, 2013      9 comments

I don't know if any of you remember from previous posts a long time ago. My niece, Becky, had a brain tumor and we weren't sure what the prognosis would be. She had radiation zeroing in on the tumor. She will always be deaf in her left ear... Read more
Speeding Ticket 2
Friday, June 28, 2013      13 comments

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red... Read more
Older and Smarter
Thursday, June 27, 2013      11 comments

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw... Read more
Rookie Police Officer
Wednesday, June 26, 2013      12 comments

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a ... Read more
Caught Speeding
Saturday, June 22, 2013      16 comments

Me: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Me: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Me: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Me: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. ... Read more
Final Test for the CIA (My Dark Side)
Saturday, June 08, 2013      15 comments

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our inst... Read more
A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS
Friday, June 07, 2013      14 comments

A mink in the closet, A Jaguar in the garage, A tiger in the bedroom, And an A$$ to pay for it all! ... Read more
Truck Driver & The Bikers
Saturday, June 01, 2013      12 comments

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The secon... Read more
BRAINS
Wednesday, May 29, 2013      14 comments

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?... Read more
Can people really be this stupid?
Wednesday, May 15, 2013      20 comments

Can people really be this stupid? 1. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register an... Read more
Verizon's New DVR Will Spy On You
Friday, April 26, 2013      10 comments

"Google TV, Microsoft, Comcast, and now Verizon have all submitted patent applications to create televisions and DVRs that will watch you as you watch TV. Earlier this month, news came out that Verizon applied for a patent to create a DVR ... Read more
Profile Picture
Tuesday, April 23, 2013      9 comments

I received the following message in my e-mail on SparkPeople: Hello I got a report about some of the pictures on your SparkPage because they violate our Community Guidelines. Your profile picture is too graphic for our "PG-rated" site,... Read more
Tainted Water for up to 60 Years
Friday, March 15, 2013      4 comments

I don't know if anyone was able to read this article in SparkPeople Health Highlights for March 15, 2013, but it is well worth reading. My partner served in Vietnam and was stationed there a few times. Scary, isn't it. I hear all the reports ... Read more

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