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Stranded cruise passengers facing dirty conditions
Wednesday, February 13, 2013      9 comments

HOUSTON (AP) — The head of Carnival Cruise Lines said Tuesday his company was working hard to ensure the thousands of passengers stranded on a disabled ship in the Gulf of Mexico were as comfortable as possible while the vessel was being towed t... Read more
2/6/13 Health News
Wednesday, February 06, 2013      4 comments

If you don't or didn't get a chance to read the Health News on SparkPoints today, this is very interesting. Fewer May Get Insurance Under Health Care Reform: Report Only about 27 million more Americans will have health insurance by ... Read more
Why It Matters!
Sunday, January 27, 2013      10 comments

This is a serious blog. How the Lack of Senate Debate Threatens Our Democracy? Why the Senate Can't Get Anything Done? Unanimous consent. All 100 Senators must agree that the business of the Senate will go forward. One Senator can ... Read more
THE PHONE CALL
Friday, January 25, 2013      11 comments

A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang. The husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather bureau!" As he stomped back to his chair his wife a... Read more
Way To True
Sunday, January 20, 2013      9 comments

Eino and Toivo, two upper Michigan handymen were hired to paint a flag pole and were going to be paid by the inch. As they were standing at the base of the flagpole looking up, trying as they may to figure how much to charge, a young woman walke... Read more
The Post Office
Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the s... Read more
Dangerous Discipline
Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher... Read more
Stupid Quotes by George Bush
Saturday, January 05, 2013      11 comments

All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it. -- George Bush, US President It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another. -- George Bush, US President I h... Read more
The Amount of a Can of Coke
Friday, January 04, 2013      6 comments

Cruise lines were evaluated on sewage treatment, water quality compliance, and air pollution reduction. The group fared the worst on the last category: Ten received an "F" and none got an "A." Beginning last August, a new rule began to require s... Read more
Rudolph The Red Nosed Wino
Tuesday, December 25, 2012      6 comments

Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too close to him, He would take off his clothes. All of the other winos, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph, Join in any wino games. The... Read more
Rigorous Exercise for Over 60
Sunday, December 23, 2012      10 comments

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and t... Read more
One for you, one for me
Saturday, December 22, 2012      3 comments

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was... Read more
Girl in Sunday School
Friday, December 21, 2012      9 comments

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, "Who made the world?" The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD! "Thats correct!" T... Read more
If I Were The Devil
Thursday, December 20, 2012      4 comments

This one will hit you right between the eyes! IF I WERE THE DEVIL PAUL HARVEY This was done 47 years ago and look what we have now. Paul Harvey was a very perceptive person and one who seemed to have a handle on how things ... Read more
Damn Parking Enforcement
Wednesday, December 19, 2012      9 comments

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about g... Read more

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