A Bit Of Lightness...........
Monday, June 21, 2021
*(Paraprosdokians is a figure of speech in which the latter* *part of a sentence is unexpected and often times very humorous)*
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me very attractive.
The colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you,
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm great at multitasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Take my advice---I'm not using it.
Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?