jokes and mother day
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Mother’s Day is a holiday honoring motherhood that is observed in different forms throughout the world. In the United States, Mother’s Day 2021 occurred on Sunday, May 9. IN American Mother’s Day was created by Anna Jarvis in 1908 and became an official U.S. holiday in 1914. Jarvis would later denounce the holiday’s commercialization and spent the latter part of her life trying to remove it from the calendar.
This was my first mother day without ma. It was hard but I got through it.
Natalie and Elijah my great niece and nephew are helping me get through
this hard time. They need watching and it give me something to do.
My sister kids remember me on mother day. I got a shirt tat said cool
aunt and a pull over sweatshirt form my niece Halley. My niece Shannon
took me and Natalie out shopping to a old classic shopping area on Friday.
We also have lunch. My nephew Ryan took me and Jeanne out to the movie,
He brought out the theater so we were the only one there.
Did you ever wonder
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes," she replied. "But not the same ones." -David Finkelstein
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son's memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am the light of the world." The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, "My mother is the light of the world."
A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?" When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word Mother.