jokes and water
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Here are some reasons our body needs water:
It lubricates the joints. ...
It forms saliva and mucus. ...
It boosts skin health and beauty. ...
It cushions the brain, spinal cord, and other sensitive tissues. ...
It regulates body temperature. ...
It flushes body waste. ...
It helps maintain blood pressure. ...
The airways need it.
I thought this was important enough to pass on:
2 glasses when waken r up- this helps to activate internal organs
1 glass 30 minutes before each meal- helps with digestion
1 glass before a bath-helps to lower blood pressure (this was new to me)
1 glass before bed- helps to avoid stroke or heart attack
simple ways to drink more water.
Understand your fluid needs. ...
Set a daily goal. ...
Keep a reusable water bottle with you. ...
Set reminders. ...
Replace other drinks with water. ...
Drink one glass of water before each meal. ...
Get a water filter. ...
Flavor your water.
Women's Compact Instruction Book
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man-unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type-you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander-it's too little to be let out alone.
The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.
Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'oh all right, I'll stay the night."
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing
a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.
After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that
the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to
climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll
tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next
25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."
At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to
sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room
key in the car!"