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Just for laughs

Saturday, March 13, 2021

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true the medication you prescribed has to be taken for
the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor replied.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering then, just how serious my condition is. Because
this prescription is marked, 'NO REPEATS'."


I bumped into an old school friend at the store today. He started
showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports cars.

Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a photo of his wife
and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend".

He said, "Why, is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optometrist".

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Hope these brought a smile to you today.
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