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Friday, February 26, 2021

Two guys are skydiving. One jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord---nothing happens. So he pulls the emergency cord---still nothing. The other one jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

How is a divorce like a hurricane?
Either way, you lose the trailer.

Feel rested today. Can't believe how tired I was all at once. Grocery shopping was ok but a lot of shelves were at least partly empty. It was nice to have some fresh fruit this morning. Today I am getting a couple of baskets of bedding done as older son going to laundromat. I was kind of surprised he didn't go sooner as he'd said he planned to go just before our deep freeze. I have gotten through a lot of stacked up dirt clothes and hope to keep up with it better. Still no time on older son's job and I wonder how it will turn out. A lot of businesses haven't been able to make it through this past year because of the virus. Still I would hope that if he isn't going to get the job, his friend would let him know.
Hope you're having a great Friday leading into a wonderful weekend.
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