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December review and January goals

Sunday, January 10, 2021

December goals :
l lose weight I now weight 174 I gain 4 pounds I can't stop eating junk since mom die
2. drink at least 6 cups of water a day -I working on this
3. keep up my exercise streak I am now on day ,,1312
4. keep up with my teams - well only 1 team was really active in Dec.A&I
5. really take this healthy journey seriously - I am working on this
6. eat 3 freggies , one being a veggie did this
7. don't eat on couch - did this
8.do my bible reading and gospel refection and daily prayers online -doing well with this
9. get on my wii at least 1 days a week -terrible on this
10.read one of my books at least 3 time a week at home -working on this
January goals
l lose weight I now weight 174
2. drink at least 6 cups of water a day -
3. keep up my exercise streak I am now on day ,,1312
4. avoid candy
5. really take this healthy journey seriously
6. eat 3 freggies , one being a veggie
7. not eating when I get up in the middle of the night
8.do my bible reading and gospel refection and daily prayers online
9. read one of my books at least 3 time a week at home
10. -try to make a new life for myself since mom die
jokes
OKAY NOW FOR THE JOKES hopefully they funny
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

WEIGLHT LOST WEIGHT
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"

THE GARLIC DIET: You don't lose weight; you just look thinner from a distance.

I gave up jogging for my health reasons. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

CHOCOLATE WEIGHT LOSS
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.
In one particularly cruel move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of a weight-loss organization.
Chocolate sales rose almost immediately, but the weight-loss group wised up and now keeps it clients' names to itself

Differences Between Man and Women
Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
Cats
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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