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Sunday, January 03, 2021

Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it CAN muffle the sound!

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and 1/2 feet, making it the second-largest asshole on the planet, just behind people who ________________________ (you can fill in the blank).

Eighty percent of men don't know why their wives are angry. The other 20% don't even know their wives are angry. (I think I'm in the 20%.)

Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were called Lance a lot!
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