jokes and end of the year
Monday, December 28, 2020
Blog about your thoughts as we end this year. What were your biggest accomplishments and challenges with your goals or life in general.
The virus and mom health was my biggest challenge this year. My biggest
accomplishment was keeping my job during the virus.
What are your plans for the coming year ?I hope to work on my balance. Also I plan on working on strength exercise and trying to drink 6
cups of water a day.
Do you have a plan B?? Yes, my plan b is to work harder on plan a.
How do you plan to handle setbacks?
I know there will be setback. I plan on handling them by seeing what
went wrong and fixing it.
A young woman got lost driving in a New England snowstorm. A snowplow passed, so she started following it. After 30 minutes, the plow stopped, and the driver asked what she was doing. "My father always told me that if I got lost in a snowstorm, I should follow a plow," the woman said. "Oh," the driver replied. "Well, I'm almost done with this parking lot. If you want, you can follow me over to the next one
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
Okay in honor many Canadian friend here is a Canadian winter joke
It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!