I wrote this for my sister and she laughed so hard, almost wet her pants! Happy Halloween everyone!
Two sisters walking toward the tree,
Caspar and Tweety Bird, as innocent as could be.
First they get their candy, then, they turn and see
The meanest, greenest Frankenstein leaning against the tree!
Run for your life! Run Tweety run!
Tweety ran, Tweety cried, “No, no…..no fun!”
She screamed as she ran, and then I saw her trip.
I was home by then, and then we saw the big rip.
Her Tweety pants were torn and that was sad to see.
She was such a cutie bird, and we just let it be.
I was supposed to protect my little Tweety,
But I was a scaredy pants and not very sweety.
Parents “inspected our candy” to make sure it was safe and dandy
So all we had left were Smarties, Pixie Sticks, and hard candy.
Going to go trick or treating on Halloween night?
Well you better get ready for an unsuspecting fright!!