Thursday, July 16, 2020
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on---but the TELEPHONE COMPANY is in on the conspiracy too: They've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts---they are smaller than they used to be.