"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up."
"I'm in the mood for a little treat, son. How'd you like some Baskin' 'robins'."
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich and asks, "what about you?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $8.94
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a porterhouse steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be
$22.86". Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir, how
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I wish I'd just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a chick with long legs who always agrees with everything I say!"
It's Fresh Tomato Day! It's still early in the season but today is a reminder to start the seedlings for planting later. What's your favorite kind of tomato for growing in the garden?
--Army Day: today was once an official holiday to honor the land warfare branch of the Armed Forces; each branch had its own official holiday till Congress combined the holidays into the Armed Forces Day in mid-May; the original holidays are still observed as unofficial.
--Castle Day: observed in Japan; today is a celebration of the Japanese castle architecture; from bing: " Castle Day is on April 6 (or 4/6) because the Japanese character for castle (城) is read as 'shiro,' and the Japanese pronunciation of 'four' is 'shi' and 'six' is 'ro.'"
--Church of Latter Day Saints Day: today commemorates the founding of the LDS Church in 1830.
--Drowsy Drivers Awareness Day: today is a rather loosely structured holiday but it is to raise awareness of how quickly situations can become dire when the driver is drowsy; if you're sleepy, please don't drive.
--Holy Monday: on the day after Palm Sunday, part of Holy Week as the story of Jesus continues.
--International Day of Sport for Development and Peace: today commemorates the start of the first modern Summer Olympics in 1896; today is an UN initiative to use sports as a bridge to promote peace, tolerance, and fairness.
--Jump Over Things Day: the origins aren't clear but today has evolved to mean to jump over obstacles to your dreams and passions.
--National Caramel Popcorn Day: a salute to a sweet and salty snack; there's something exhilarating about salty, crunchy popcorn that's been coated with sweet, amber caramel.
--National Siamese Cat Day: a salute to a feline species native to Thailand; you can't miss their distinctive markings and blue eyes; long, lean and sleek, these blue-eyed beauties have a beautiful coat and striking "points" on their ears, legs, tails and mask in gorgeous colors of seal, chocolate, blue, lilac, red, smoke, tabby and cream.
--National Student Athlete Day: today honors the high school and college students who excel in sports and in academics while making contributions to school and community.
--National Tartan Day: today celebrates the Scottish heritage and commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Arbroath in 1320.
--National Twinkie Day: a salute to a cream-filled snack, created in 1930 by James Dewar in Chicago; he was inspired by the bulletin for shoes called Twinkle Toes.
--New Beer's Eve Day: today, actually this evening, commemorates the evening before alcohol became legal again on April 7 in 1933 after the Prohibition; so in the evening of April 6th, people lined up at their favorite speakeasy and was allowed in when the doors opened at midnight for those first sales of legal beer.
--Plan Your Epitaph Day: as the name implies, don't leave those final words to your least favorite uncle; plan ahead as to how you want to be remember and to what goes on the headstone.
--Sorry Charlie Day: there are two camps about this day; some say this day is for all who have been spurned by life and love and moved on to survive; the second camp feels this day belongs to Charlie the Tuna, the infamous tuna always spurned by the tuna company; sorry, Charlie.
--Sweet Potato Day: also known as Tater Day; observed on the 1st Monday of April; a salute to a yummy tuber; often suggested as a healthy alternative to the white potato, these colorful potatoes fit in with many meals.
--Teflon Day: today commemorates the accidental invention by Dr. Roy Plunkett in 1938.
--World Table Tennis Day: today is sponsored by International Table Tennis Foundation; through events around the world, the focus is less on excellence, more on inclusion, less on competition, more on fun and positive social outcomes.
--Robert Peary and Matthew Henson reach what they believe is the North Pole in 1909. Reviews on their navigation logs in 1989 will show they were 60 miles short.
-- The US enter WWI in 1917 after German naval attacks on US civilian merchant ships and two million American soldiers will be shipped to Europe's battlefields. The US had remained neutral in the first 3 years of the war between European powers.
--In 1924, the US Army Air Service launched the first aerial circumnavigation of the globe, [from bing] " using a specially modified torpedo bomber and relay teams of pilots. Several countries had vied to be the first to accomplish the feat, but 175 days and 27,553 miles later, the US team will fly into the history books."