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just jokes day 24

Saturday, March 21, 2020

How do you get an elephant out of the theater?
You can't. It's in their blood.

What do you get when you cross a fly with an elephant?
A zipper that never forgets.

Can an elephant jump higher than a lamppost?
Yes. Lampposts can't jump.

What is the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One is a barroom and the other is a BARRRROOOOOOOM!

What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?
T. S. Elephant.
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