The Mystery Bag of Groceries
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Hey remember when the mystery bag of (insert whatever you want here) was a fun thing?
Could’ve been cereal. ‘Ooooh! New choco-peanut butter Pooofs!’
Could’ve been a burger meal. ‘Yay! A toy in the bag with my cheeseburger!’
Could’ve been cosmetics. ‘Squee! The new Rock-a-Billy Red Lipstick!’
Could’ve been clothing. Shazam! A hot new color T-shirt of the season. Look at me. Feeling good!
And here is where things get comical - Because I refuse I get frustrated with life right now.
I found a delivery service that finally had some chicken thighs. Yeah Baby! It’s been 2 weeks, store shelves are still like Swiss cheese. We are in week 1 of Emergency Shelter in Place. Y’all know our scene. So I was waving my jazz hands to get chicken. I ordered 3lbs of chicken thighs, some rice (also a big deal) some mascara to meet the $ minimum, and quickly set up the 2 hour home delivery. Bring it baby!
Later the doorbell rings and a bag is placed at our door. Hubbie brought the bag inside and wiped it down.
*Dum dum dum dum*
The delivery service swapped out the chicken thighs for chicken wings due to availability.
Feel like we spun the Wheel of Fortune with Poultry. And I lost.
Neither of us like chicken wings. Booooo
What the heck am I supposed to do with 3 POUNDS of Chicken Wings?
Help me Spark Pals? Any good recipe ideas??
Here’s the finale, hubbie accidentally threw out the bag, with the mascara in it. I’m laughing at that : )