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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Exercise your brain with a puzzle. January 29th is National Puzzle Day. NATIONAL PUZZLE DAY HISTORY
In 2002, Jodi Jill created National Puzzle Day as a way to share her enjoyment of puzzles. As a syndicated newspaper puzzle maker and professional quiz maker, Jodi Jill developed classroom lesson plans especially for the observance and the popularity has grown year after year.
Whether it is a crossword, jigsaw, trivia, word search, brain teasers, or Soduku, puzzles put our minds to work. Do you enjoy puzzles? yes, What kind of puzzles do you like? I like jigsaw puzzle. I do them with my 89 years old Aunt, I like trivia puzzle. I like word search and fill in puzzle.

jokes
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Jun 09
The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms before you thinking I am making fun of hillbilly half my family come from the hills of West Virginia
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Artery…………………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign………………………….What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section…………….A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan………………………….Searching for kitty.
Cauterize……………………….Made eye contact with her.
Colic…………………………….A sheep dog.
Coma……………………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………………………Where Washington is.
Dilate……………………………To live long.
Enema…………………………..Not a friend.
Fester……………………………Quicker than someone else.
Fibula……………………………A small lie.
Genital…………………………..Non-Jewis
h person.
G.I.Series……………………….World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail…………………………What you hang your coat on.
Impotent…………………………Distinguis
hed, well known.
Labor Pain……………………….Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………………A doctor’s cane.
Morbid……………………………A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates………………………….Cheaper than day rates.
Node……………………………..I knew it.
Outpatient……………………….A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear………………………A fatherhood test.
Pelvis……………………………Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative…………………..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room…………………Place to do upholstery.
Rectum……………………………Darn near killed him.
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Seizure…………………………..Roman emperor.
Tablet……………………………A small table.
Terminal Illness…………………Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor…………………………….More than one.
Urine…………………………….Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose………………………….Near by / close by.



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