Saturday, January 18, 2020
A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that
she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world would you need cyanide?"
The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license; they'll throw you and me in jail. Just leave and
forget you ever came in here before I call the police."
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had the prescription."