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A Funny Parody I Wrote- Tune of Prince’s 1999

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Thursday, January 09, 2020

Unrefined- To the Tune of Prince’s 1999.
By Beth Donovan. ((Written tongue in cheek to be funny- not to tell you how to do YOUR lifestyle. Your Journey is sacred and beautiful!))

I was musing when I wrote this,
Forgive me if it goes astray,
But when I woke up one mornin',
I couldn’t take another day,
My life was so over,
I was young but I was dying fast,
Tryin' to run from the destruction,
You know I even tried to fast,

'Cuz they say do keto, eat zero, ditch the sweets,
Oops out of carbs,
So tonight I'm eating salad like I mulched my yard.

I was musing when I wrote this
So sue me for having fun,
But my life was not a party and I weighed almost half a ton,
One day I got inspired and my mind says prepare to fight,
So I ain’t gonna die, gonna listen to that Spirit tonight.

Yeah, I say no keto, no zero, eat healthy, lose over time,
So tonight I'm eating clean and less refined,
Yeah!

'Cuz they say do keto, eat zero, ditch the sweets,
Oops out of carbs,
So tonight I'm eating salad like I mulched my yard.

Say it 1 more time

And I say no keto, no zero, eat healthy, lose over time,
So tonight I'm eating clean and less refined.
Yeah!
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