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Happy Howl-O-wind!!

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Thursday’s Howl: Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being~Plato

Happy Halloween!! Also, Happy Carve A pumpkin Day, Increase Your Psychic Powers Day, National Caramel Apple Day, Books For Treats Day, Day of the Seven Billion, Girl Scout Founder's Day, National Doorbell Day, National Knock-Knock Jokes Day, National Magic Day, National UNICEF Day, Samhain, World Cities Day & World Savings Day!

Knock Knock.~Who’s there?~Dishes.~Dishes who?~Dishes a funny Halloween knock-knock joke!*Knock Knock.~Who’s there?~Ice Cream.~Ice cream who?~Ice cream when I see ghosts!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Witches.~Witches who?~Witches the way to the haunted house!*Knock Knock.~Who’s there?~Thermos.~Thermos who?~Thermos be an easier way to get candy!*Knock Knock.~Who’s there?~Tad.~Tad who?~Tad house is haunted!*Knock Knock~Who’s there?~Tinker Bell.~Tinker Bell who?~Tinker Bell isn’t working, try knocking instead!*Knock Knock.~Who’s there?~Terry.~Terry who?~Terryfied at what will be out on Halloween!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Jacklyn.~Jacklyn who?~Jacklyn Hyde!*Knock, Knock~Who’s there?~Juan.~Juan who?~Juan Eyed Monster!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Ivana.~Ivana who?~Ivana suck your bloooooood!*Knock Knock~Who’s there?~Harriet.~Harriet who?~Harriet up so we can go trick or treating!* Knock Knock~Who’s there?~Handsome.~Handsome who?~Handsome candy to me!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Earl.~Earl who?~Earl be eating lots of candy tomorrow!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Butcher.~Butcher who?~Butcher candy in my bag please!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Chuck.~Chuck who?~Chuck & see if there are any zombies outside!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Candy.~Candy who?~Candy vampire really turn into a bat?!*Knock, Knock.~Who’s there?~Ben.~Ben who?~Ben waiting all year for Halloween!*Knock, knock!~Who’s there?~Butter.~Butter who?~Butter open up for trick or treaters!*How do parents get their kids to behave on Halloween?~They make them sign a trick or treaty!*Why did the boy want to be a wizard?~To get everything he wanded!*Why are ghosts such bad magicians?~You can see right thru their tricks!*What’s a monster’s favorite type of cookie?~Ghoul Scout Cookies!*Where can you find a monster snail?~At the end of a monster’s finger!*What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?~Tombstones!*What do you get when you cross 1 mad scientist with another?~a horrible paradox!*What kind of monster is black & yellow & buzzes?~A zomBEE!*How does a witch lose weight?~She joins Weight Witches!*What do Hungarian monsters eat?~Ghoulash!*What do French monsters eat?~creeps Suzette!*Where did the monster go when he lost his hand?~The Second Hand Store!

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater, looking for a brightly-lit front porch.**I don't know if there are real ghosts and goblins, but I know that there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.**I think of a long-ago Halloween and a little child in a ghost costume -- or was it a little ghost in a child costume?**I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.**For every bodiless spirit you encounter, there's a spiritless body you really don't want to run across.**There are moonlit nights when the dead send their ghosts to haunt us -- and dark, misty nights when they come themselves.~Robert Brault~~And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.~Roald Dahl~~Books are a uniquely portable magic.~Stephen King~~Everyone has gone trick or treating, everyone carves a jack o lantern with their parents. If you really look at the stories they sort of focus on what Halloween is like at different stages of your life.~Michael Dougherty~~The Jack-o-lanterns gave off a soft orange glow, flickering in the autumn breeze.~Kathryn Hills~~As the warm glow flickers from jack-o-lanterns, dark secrets are brought to light. Terrifying creatures rule the night and strike fear into eager souls who relish the unknown.~James E. Garvey~~There are times when you just have to look in the mirror and say, "I will if you will.~Robert Brault

My jokes & quotes are kinda long today because besides being halloween, it is also Knock Knock Jokes Day, so I had to include many!

Yesterday my doc said my lungs sound clear, but that does not mean I am out of the woods! I am still pretty exhausted. I go back in 2 weeks for another chest Xray to be sure I am clean! Until then I'm doing my best to rest!

The wind is really howling out there making a nice Halloween backdrop! it was very warm today, mid to upper 70s, with rain! It has rained on & off all day and they are calling for storms to move in tonight and then a cold front!

Many of my long distance friends tell me it has snowed either yesterday or today! all I can say is that is scary! We are expecting some bone chilling temps over the weekend, but no snow as far as I know!

sounds like a good time to do all that resting the doctor prescribed! Brrrr!

Always grateful for the health I have because I know it can be so much worse! Grateful for clean drinking water of which I am consuming loads! Grateful for heat when i need it! Hope your trick or treaters are not soggy!
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    Glad you got such a good report from the doctor!
    Keep resting!
    285 days ago
    Happy to hear you’re resting to get better! And double happy to hear the lungs are clear! Keep taking care of yourself! HUGS

    We had 4 in. of snow. We were lucky. Some areas around us got 7 in! YUCK!

    285 days ago
    Good one -- and yes windy windy windy (plus snow) here too!!
    285 days ago
    Spark Twin,

    Happy Howl-O-Wind! It is windy here, with snow flurries!

    285 days ago

    Comment edited on: 10/31/2019 9:59:34 PM
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