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Questions for 50+ Year-Olds.

Saturday, August 31, 2019

I LOVED these so I borrowed them from another member's blog.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you are pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Either avoid looking in the mirrors, or take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."
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