"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway." Earl Nightingale
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Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.” Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another one coming.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down; there’s another one!” said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
“No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one coming!” cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ’em?"
It's International Left-Handers Day! Are you a southpaw or have a loved southpaw in your life? Raise your left hands as this is your day! Today honors left-handers and acknowledges the inconveniences they often experience due to living in a world that is 90% right-handed.
--National Filet Mignon Day: a salute to the tenderest cut of beef; the name is French, meaning 'thick slice' plus 'dainty'--sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it; the cut comes from a part of the beef that doesn't really develop the muscle; due to very little fat, the meat is often wrapped with bacon to add flavor and preserve the moisture.
--National Prosecco Day: a popular sparkling wine in the US and a popular wine in Italy; the wine is noted for its mousse; the small layer of bubbles that rest at its top.