AWESOME AUGUST DAYS 2 & 3!! Happy Birthday Marty
Saturday, August 03, 2019
Friday’s Reef: Give yourself a gift of five minutes of contemplation in awe of everything you see around you. Go outside and turn your attention to the many miracles around you. This five-minute-a-day regimen of appreciation and gratitude will help you to focus your life in awe.~Wayne Dyer
Happy International Beer Day, National ice Cream Sandwich Day, National Coloring Book Day, National Water Balloon Day, Take A Penny/Leave A Penny Day, Braham Pie Day or Homemade Pie Day & Tomboy Tools Day!
What fruit has a coloring book?~A crayonberry!*What do you call a lazy penny?~A Penny Loafer!*The take a penny, leave a penny trays in businesses are a great idea that obviously makes things easier for customers and merchants alike by saving time and effort for all.~It's common cents!*A skeleton walks into a bar…..~Orders a beer & a mop!*What’s the difference between beer and pee?~About 30 minutes!*Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day….~Teach a man to fish & he’ll sit in a boat & drink beer all day!*What do you call a book about beer drinking games?~The Guinness Book of wold’s Records!*A termite walks into a bar & asks….~Is the bar tender here?!
Always keep mint on your windowsill in August, to ensure that buzzing flies will stay outside, where they belong. Don't think the summer is over, even when roses droop and turn brown and the stars shift position in the sky. Never presume August is a safe or reliable time of the year.~Alice Hoffman~~We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.~Martin Luther~~There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.~Hunter S. Thompson~~I don't think I could ever go skinny…I do eat healthily for a week, and then I go, 'Nah, they have these beautiful ice-cream sandwiches.' I don't think my emotional eating is ever going to change.~Rebel Wilson~~It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.~Lemony Snicket~~Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons.~Al Hirschfeld~~Coloring outside the lines is a fine art.~Kim Nance~~When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.~Demetri Martin~~It is generally a more productive day when you learn something from life rather than try to teach it something.~Robert Brault
Saturday’s Sandcastle: It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.~Henry David Thoreau
Happy Campfire Day, Grab Some Nuts Day, International Hangover Day, National clown Day, National Mustard Day, National Watermelon Day, Mead Day, National Jamaican patty Day, National Disc golf Day & Sandcastle Day! This Weekend is also National Twins Days!
What do you give a dog with a fever?~Mustard of course! It’s the best thing for a hot dog!*What do you call mustard that isn’t yellow?~Mustard Greens!*What do you get if you eat hot dogs all day?~Mustard Gas!*What does mead call its girlfriend?~Honey!*When do you go at red & stop at green?~When you’re eating a watermelon!*What do you get after a pig eats a watermelon?~Pork rinds!*What do you call a fruit that commits agregious crimes?~A waterfelon!*What did the watermelon tell his girlfriend?~You’re one in a melon!*Why are watermelons such good gossips?~They have all the juice!*Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?~They always have seed money!*Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those watermelons?~It was a slaughtermelon!*Why are watermelons so sad?~They often get meloncholy!*You know what they say when life gives you melons?~You might be dyslexic!*Why don’t canibals eat clowns?~Because they taste funny!What’s the red gooey stuff between circus elephants’ toes?~Slow clowns!*Did you hear about the clown’s funeral?~All his friends showed up in 1 car!*How is going to a singles bar different than going to a circus?~At the circus the clowns don’t talk!*What’s the best material for a clown outfit?~Polyjester!*Why did the clown go to the doctor?He was feeling a bit funny!*What did the Mexican fireman name his twins?~Hose A & Hose B!*why is it hard to hire a clown?~they have big shoes to fill!*Why did the clown eat a dollar bill?~It was his lunch money!
the first week of August is motionless, and hot. It is curiously silent, too, with blank white dawns and glaring noons, and sunsets smeared with too much color. Often at night there is lightning, but it quivers all alone. There is no thunder, no relieving rain. These are strange and breathless days, the dog days, when people are led to do things they are sure to be sorry for.~Natalie Babbitt~~A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.~Lemmy Kilmister~~A hangover is the wrath of grapes.~Dorothy Parker~~Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .~Cole Porter~~Nobody likes a clown at midnight~Stephen King~~The clown has great importance as part of the search for what is laughable and ridiculous in man. We should put the emphasis on the rediscovery of our own individual clown, the one that has grown-up within us and which society does not allow us to express.~Jacques Lecoq~~The echoes of beauty you've seen transpire, Resound through dying coals of a campfire.~Ernest Hemingway~~Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.~Enrico Caruso~~There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.~Josh Billings~~There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!~Jerry Smith~~We are like children building a sand castle. We embellish it with beautiful shells, bits of driftwood, and pieces of colored glass. The castle is ours, off limits to others. We’re willing to attack if others threaten to hurt it. Yet despite all our attachment, we know that the tide will inevitably come in and sweep the sand castle away. The trick is to enjoy it fully but without clinging, and when the time comes, let it dissolve back into the sea.~Pema Chodron~~That's the hell of sand castles. They are always doomed. That's part of their beauty — their impermanence.~Pamela Moore~~We don't always get the miracle we pray for, but we nearly always get the strength we pray for.~Robert Brault
Want to wish my friend, Marty, a very happy birthday!!
I think I'm going to stop blogging for awhile.... I'll only blog when something moves me to do so! Thanks to those of you who kept reading my daily blogs for so long!