AWESOME AUGUST!! July 31 & aug 1
Thursday, August 01, 2019
Wednesday’s Pear: Most of us think we don't have enough time to exercise. What a distorted paradigm! We don't have time not to. We're talking about three to six hours a week - or a minimum of thirty minutes a day, every other day. That hardly seems an inordinate amount of time considering the tremendous benefits in terms of the impact on the other 162 - 165 hours of the week.~Stephen Covey
Happy National Avacado Day, National Mutt Day, Uncommon Instruments Awareness Day & World Ranger Day!
What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?~AvacaDON’Ts!*What did the fruit say at the civil rights rally?~Avacado Dream!*What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by Pope Frances?~Holy Guacamole!*You can hum for my birthday.~Kazoo it’ll be great!*What do you say when a kazoo sneezes?~Kazoontite!*What kind of parents did the mixed breed dog have?~A father & a mutter!*What do you get if you cross a chick & a mutt?~A Peep Dog!*What do you get if you cross a hunting dog with a coat?~A houndstooth jacket!*What do you get if you cross a black hunting dog with a telephone?~A Labrador Receiver!*What do you get if you cross a puppy with a mean kid?~A Bully Dog!*What do you get if you cross a mutt & a poodle?~A Muddle!*What do you get if you cross a beagle & bread dough?~Dog biscuits!*What kind of dog is always confused?~A Mixed Up Breed!*Why did the mutt chase birds?~He was looking for a dog tweet!
In every girls life; there's a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.~Anonymous~~And perfect happiness? Man, that's a...the pool is about 92 degrees, the Jacuzzi is about 102 and an avocado farm.~Jamie Foxx~~I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.~Barbra Streisand~~By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.~Ingrid Newkirk~~In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-
dering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.~Susan Orlean~~My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!~Craig Shoemaker~~If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!~ASPCA~~The measure of any day is what you get done while you're wondering if there's any use doing it.~Robert Brault
Thursday’s Beach: Self-esteem is the result of recognizing our personal power; awe and wonder come from recognizing our lack of it. Both are true, and in an exceptional life there is no conflict between them.~Victoria Moran
Happy 1st Day of August!! Happy National Girlfriends Day, National Mountain Climbing Day, National Raspberry Cream Pie Day, India Pale Ale Beer Day, International Can-It-Forward Day (Mason Jars), Lammas Day , Lughnasa or Lughnasadh - , National Mahjong Day, National Minority Donor Awareness Day, Respect For Parents Day, Spider-Man Day, Start Up Day Across America, US Air Force Day, World Lung Cancer Day, World Wide Web Day & World Scout Scarf Day! August’s birthstone is the Peridot & the flower is the Gladiolus!
How do you know there’s an Air force pilot at your party?~he’ll tell you!*How do you know your date with a fighter pilot is half over?~He’ll say “Enough about me, wanna hear about my plane?!*Where do rabbits learn to fly?~In the Hare Force!*Where is Spiderman’s homepage?~On The World Wide Web!*How can you defeat Spider-Man?~Put him in the tub & watch him scramble to get out!*Where did Spider Man meet the black widow?~On the web!*What’s the laziest mountain?~Mount Ever Rest!*Why do mountains tell the best jokes?~Because they are Hill areas!*How are mountains able to see?~They peack!*How did the egg get up the mountain?~It scrambled up!*Did you hear the mountain joke?~You won’t get over it!
The first week of August hangs at the very top of summer, the top of the live-long year, like the highest seat of a Ferris wheel when it pauses in its turning.~Natalie Babbitt~~Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.~Andy Rooney~~You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!~Dr. Seuss~~Our parents deserve our honor and respect for giving us life itself. Beyond this they almost always made countless sacrifices as they cared for and nurtured us through our infancy and childhood, provided us with the necessities of life, and nursed us through physical illnesses and the emotional stresses of growing up.~Ezra Taft Benson~~Putting food by is the antidote for running scared.~Janet Greene~~The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.~Shirley Knight~~I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.~Robert Brault
Busy day today, yesterday & tomorrow! Our last group meeting with the seminarian was terrific! Curves started new dance classes and they are a sweaty good time! Life is good, if busy! Have a Happy Friday Eve!