JUBILANT JULY DAYS 29 & 30!! The End Is Near
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Monday’s Blueberries: Other exercises develop single powers and muscles, but dancing embellishes, exercises, and equalizes all the muscles at once.~Jean Paul
Happy International Tiger Day, National chicken wing Day, National Lasagna Day, National Lipstick Day & Rain Day!
Why did the woman wear lipstick to bed?~She wanted to get her beauty rest!*Why did the woman put lipstick on her head?~She was trying to make up her mind!*why did the girl bring lipstick to class?~She had a make up exam!*If a quadraped walks on 4 feet & a biped walks on 2 legs, what is a tiger?~StiPED!*What’s the most ferocious flower?~The Tiger Lily!*What do you get when you cross a tiger & a sheep?~A striped sweater!*What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?~A copy cat!*Why did the tiger lose at poker?~He was playing with a cheetah!*Why can’t a tiger become a vegetarian?~Because a tiger can’t change its stripes!*What’s the difference between a tiger & a lion?~The tiger is missing the mane part!*What’s a queen’s favorite type of precipitation?~Reign!*What is a king’s favorite type of precipitation?~hail!*What did 1 raindrop say to the other?~My plop’s bigger than your plop!*When does it rain money?~When there’s change in the weather!*What’s it called when it rains chickens & ducks?~Fowl Weather!*What did 1 raindrop say to the other?~Two’s company, three’s a cloud!*What’s worse than raining buckets?~Hailing taxis!*What do you call dangerous precipitation?~A Rain of Terror!
Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.~Hosea Ballou~~Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.~George Carlin~~Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.~Langston Hughes~~ "I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings." ~ Mindy Kaling~~Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.~Woody Guthrie~~I never met a lasagna I didn't like~Jim Davis~~I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.~Chris Pratt~~O tiger's heart wrapped in a woman's hide!~William Shakespeare~~Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep."~Madonna~~The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.~Chanakya~~Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.~Anne Lamott~~Every woman deserves a man to ruin her lipstick, not her mascara.~Charlotte Tilbury~~I hate cosmetics companies. They get you addicted to the perfect lipstick or nail polish and then, six months later, they discontinue it. You have to buy your favorite colors like you're storing up for the Apocalypse.~Lisa Kudrow~~Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.~Elizabeth Taylor~~We think we've had our chance -- or our chance is yet to come. It is a rare ability to see one's chance in progress.~Robert Brault
Tuesday’s Kumquat: Exercise and application produce order in our affairs, health of body, cheerfulness of mind, and these make us precious to our friends~Thomas Jefferson
Happy National Cheesecake Day, Father-In-Law Day, International Day of Friendship, National chicken & Waffles Day, National Whistleblowers Appreciation Day, Paperback Book Day, National Support Public Education Day & National Watergun Fight Day! Happy birthday to one of my first friends in VA, Gracie! Happy Friendship Day to all of my friends, here, there & everywhere, whether we interact in person or online, you mean so much to me & I truly appreciate each of you! And, I love & appreciate my most excellent FIL who helped create a most excellent husband!
On the road today I spotted a huge cheesecake, around the corner was a pie, then the next turn brought me to a turnover….~Seems the roads were surprisingly desserted!*What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert?~Cheesecake of course!*What’s a waffle?~A pancake with abs!*Why do trees have so many friends?~They branch out!*What do you call 2 friends who open a restaurant together?~Taste Buds!*Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?~He’s always making new friends!*Why did the owl invite his friends over?~He didn’t want to be owl by himself!*Did you hear about the circus clown funeral?~All his friends came in one car!*Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?~They drive everyone nuts!*Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends?~He was still DIGESTING all of his followers on Twitter!*Did you hear about the pinniped that became friends with a polar bear?~His fate was sealed!*What did the 1 boob say to the other?~You’re my breast friend!
Friends, sun, sand, and sea - that sounds like a summer to me.~Unknown~~The best things in life are free. And it is important never to lose sight of that. So look around you. Wherever you see friendship, loyalty, laughter, and love...there is your treasure.~Neale Donald Walsch~~True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation.~Theophrastus~~My friends have made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitations into beautiful privileges.~Helen Keller~~Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.~George Eliot~~I didn't find my friends; the good Lord gave them to me.~Ralph Waldo Emerson~~No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.~Robert Southey~~Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?~Dick Clark~~Can someone please explain to me the difference between a father and a father-in-law? I have been married for so many years now but I still can’t understand the difference.~Unknown~~Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.~Hedy Lamarr~~If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.~Kelly Ripa~~Books are a uniquely portable magic.~Stephen King~~Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.~Charlaine Harris~~One thing you note about productive people is that they don't normally look as fresh at the end of the day as they did at the beginning.~Robert Brault
Hello Friends! Seems like July flew by! Summer always goes too quicly for me!
I forced myself to get in the pool yesterday so as to not waste 1 single nice day of summer! today I played with the neighbors' granddaughters working on their swim skills and having fun! Their hearts beat like little birds after they swim to me! It just demonstrates what good exercise swimming is! I'm sure I made their mother's evening by wearing them out! Well, don't know about them, but 'm pretty worn out! LOL!
I have a dentist apt tomorrow at 8 AM! Early day and late night as we wrap up our last Wednesday night program at church. I sure am going to miss our Seminarian and his last day with us is this coming sunday!
I hope everyone's week is off to a great start! I'm glad to have a little time off from work, but really need to start preparing for the first day of class which is the 22nd! the kids around here go back on August 9 which I think is ridiculous!
Thanks for your time and have a lovely night!
ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE:
*1* Fun times in the pool! Got some great hugs from the girls and then Sassy had to join in!
*2* Tomatoes! Just can't tell you how much I love 'em and we have soooo many! But, they will not last forever! so, enjoying them while I can!
*3* Looking forward to our wrap up session with the seminarian. Hate to see it end, but can't wait to see what he has in store for us!
*4* Sassy. Jealous puppy! today was hot & sunny and her fur feels so good and smells so good when she comes in from being out in the sunshine!
*5* Hubby. We kicked back and watched Netflix shows and we finally watched mary Poppins returns! Nice that we can talk about movies/shows both seriously and with laughter!
Have a nice night!n