"Live like someone left the gate open."
After the paleo diet, the next thing is a paleo workout.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime — Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!
It's World Hepatitis Day! Today raises awareness of Hep-B and Hep-C and how destructive they are if left untreated. You could have the disease and not know it, so get tested and be sure. There are vaccines and treatments, so talk to your doctor.
--Aunties' Day: today is a salute to the women who nurture, inspire and give generously of their love to their nieces and nephews; today also salutes godmothers and women who are aunties to the children of friends.
--Buffalo Soldiers Day: today commemorates the creation by Congress in 1866 6 army regiments of all-black soldiers; today honors their bravery and contributions to the building of America.
--National Hamburger Day: there are several hamburger days due to several claims of origination; today salutes the story of Louis Lasser's creation in 1900; White Castle restaurants would start in 1921 and other hamburger places started shortly after.
--National Milk Chocolate Day: a salute to that mix of cocoa solids and dry/condensed milk; milk chocolate has been around since the 1830's.
--National Waterpark Day: sponsored by Kalahari Resorts, today encourages families to go have fun at the local waterpark; check the listings for possible discounts today.
--Parents' Day: a day to raise awareness of outstanding parents and to take time to thank parents for the care they've given.
--Reek Sunday: celebrated in Ireland, also known as Garland Sunday; an annual day of pilgrimage in honor of Saint Patrick; observants climb Ireland's holiest mountain, Croagh Patrick, sometimes barefoot.
--World Nature Conservation Day: a day to remind us a healthy environment is the foundation of a stable and productive society; raises awareness of opportunities to volunteer and the need to be informed and proactive.