JUBILANT JULY DAY 24!! Stunning Lessons
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
Wednesday’s Peach: The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits.~Albert Camus
Happy Amelia Earhart Day, cousins Day, national Tequila Day, Tell an Old Joke Day, International Self Care Day, National Drive-Thru Day & National Thermal engineers Day!
Why can’t Amelia Earhart recite the alphabet?~she always gets lost at C!*Why did Amelia Earhart crash?~She was flying an Error-plane!*how do you get a computer drunk?~With a screen shot of tequila!*How does harry Potter order a shot of tequila?~Patron-us!*How many shots of tequila does it take to get drunk?~Only 1, but can’t remember if it is the 10 or 11th!*Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?~Tequila!*What do you call Wall-E’s cousin that cleans floors?~Floor-E-Duh!*What do you call a lion that eats your cousin’s mother?~An Aunt Eater!
… Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you.~Langston Hughes~~Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn’t be done.~Amelia Earhart~~The most effective way to do it, is to do it.~Amelia Earhart~~Preparation, I have often said, is rightly two-thirds of any venture.~Amelia Earhart~~It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.~Thomas Aquinas~~They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.~Bob Monkhouse~~A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.~Henny Youngman~~I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.~Henny Youngman~~A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"~Henny Youngman~~My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.~Henny Youngman~~Self-care is never a selfish act - it is only good stewardship of the only gift I have, the gift I was put on earth to offer others.~Parker J. Palmer~~Selfish is caring for ourselves at others' expense ... Self-care is taking care of ourselves so that we can be there for others.~Bill Crawford~~There are days I drop words of comfort on myself like falling leaves and remember that it is enough to be taken care of by myself.~Brian Andreas~~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.~George Carlin~~Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.~Mark Z. Danielewski~~Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time~John Walter Bratton~~My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.~Rodney Dangerfield~~My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.~Bill Kelly~~Cousins are people that are ready made friends, you have laughs with them and remember good times from a young age, you have fights with them but you always know you love each other, they are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause there all pieced together as one." ~ Courteney Cox~~A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.~Marion C. Garretty~~Cousins by chance, friends by choice.~Unknown~~The measure of any day is what you get done while you're wondering if there's any use doing it.~Robert Brault
My church lessons were just stunning to me! I'm going to host the last meeting with our seminarian next Wednesday since he is leaving us on August 4! I sure will miss him. I know he is going to do great things in his ministry as a priest!
We talked alot about Christian Suffering and Redemptive suffering and I testified as to realizing how going blind was a blessing. Luke, the seminarian, said that not only was I blessed in my suffering, but my testimony will touch others' lives and that gave me even more insight.
I am really excited to be back in church! I really never thought I'd say that.
Nephew is still doing fine. We shared a couple giggles together today!
ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE:
*1* For Luke coming to our church and sharing his knowledge and excitement with all of us!
*2* For a cooler sunny day. Would've been good walking weather, but I never got the chance, but that's OK!
*3* Sassy & Hubby & both of them waiting for me in our big, soft bed! Goodnight my Spark buddies! thank you for your time!