JUBILANT JULY DAYS 19=21!! Weekend Wrap
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Friday’s Fig: My limbs work, so I'm not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.~Drew Barrymore
Happy National Daiquiri Day & National Raspberry Cake Day! This Weekend is Robin Hood Days & Celebration of the Horse Days!
How hot is it?~It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog!*How hot is it?~My kite crashed and burned!*How hot is it?~Farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs!*How hot is it?~Corn on the stalks starts popping!*How hot is it?~All chocolate is drinkable!*How hot is it?~You can poach eggs in a pool!*How hot is it?~Chickens are laying omelettes!*How hot is it?~My thermometer goes up to I’m not kidding!*How hot is it?~The car overheats before you start it!*How hot is it?~I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog!*How hot is it?~My campfire lit itself!*How hot is it?~All the bread in the store is toast!*How hot is it?~Cows are giving evaporated milk!*How hot is it?~Robins are using potholders to pull worms from the ground!
When even shadows need shadows to cool off, you must know that the weather is incredibly hot!~Mehmet Murat ildan~~A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.~Chris Rose~~A frozen daiquiri on a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.~Tallulah Bankhead~~The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything.~Robert Brault
Saturday’s Soursop: I stand in awe of my body.~Henry David Thoreau
Happy Moon Day, National Lollipop Day, National ice Cream Soda Day, Ugly truck Day, National Bridal Sale Day, Space Exploration Day, Strawberry Rubarb Wine Day, Toss Away the "Could Haves" and "Should Haves" Day, Woodie Wagon Day & World Jump Day! Did you know the air conditioner was invented on July 17, 1902? Aren’t we all so grateful right now? Today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing!
Why did the moon burp?~Because it was full!*Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?~The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere!*What do you call a moon out of orbit?~A Lunatic! *Why did the cow jump over the moon?~Because the farmer had cold hands!*Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?~It seems like the cow did not make it!*What holds the moon up?~Moonbeams!*How do you know when the moon is going broke?~When it's down to its last quarter!*Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?" ~To get to the other side!*What did the moon say to his therapist?~I'm just going through a phase!*How does the man inn a moon get his haircut? ~Eclipse it!*What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?~Moon pi!*How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?~He Apollo-gises.!*What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?~The moon!*Why couldn’t the space explorer stay on the moon?~It was full!* How are astronauts like football players?~They both want touchdowns!*How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?~None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know!
I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.~Michelle Franklin~~The moon was up, painting the world silver, making things look just a little more alive.~N.D. Wilson~~It is a beautiful and delightful sight to behold the body of the Moon.~Galileo Galilei~~ "With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?" ~ Oscar Wilde~~It's a great thing for a man to walk on the moon. But it's a greater thing for God to walk on the earth."~Neil Armstrong~~The [Moon] surface is fine and powdery. I can kick it up loosely with my toe. It does adhere in fine layers like powdered charcoal to the sole and sides of my boots. I only go in a small fraction of an inch, maybe an eighth of an inch, but I can see the footprints of my boots and the treads in the fine sandy particles.~Neil Armstrong~~Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.~Buzz Aldrin~~Whenever I gaze up at the moon, I feel like I'm on a time machine. I am back to that precious pinpoint of time, standing on the foreboding - yet beautiful - Sea of Tranquility. I could see our shining blue planet Earth poised in the darkness of space.~Buzz Aldrin~~The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain.~John O Callaghan~~That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.~Lou Costello(after his request on his death bed)~~A nod,-a bow,-and a tip of the lid-to the person-who coulda-and shoulda-and did.~Robert Brault
Sunday’s Strawberry: I strongly believe that our bodies give back to us whatever resonates with the thoughts we are thinking about it. If you truly love your body, are grateful and appreciative of the things it CAN do for you, and what it does for you every day without even having to ask, you will change your life.~Crystal Gray
Happy National ice Cream Day, national Junk Food Day, Lake Superior Day, Legal Drinking Age Day, No Pet Store Puppies Day, Lowest Recorded Temperature Day (-128.6F Antarctica) & National Be Someone Day!
What’s a potato’s motto?~If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!*How do you keep someone from stealing your grill?~With a burger alarm!*How do you make a hamburger laugh?~Pickle it!*Did you hear about the hot dog who kept telling funny jokes?~He was on a roll!*Where were the first French fries made?~In Greece!*What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?~My pizza jokes can't be topped!*How do you know your close to a Frito Lay factory?~Because of the chips and dip in the road!*Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?~In queso emergency!* When can a pizza marry a hot dog?~After they have a very frank relationship!*How do you learn What does it do before it rains candy?~It sprinkles!*What does a gambler eat?~Poker chips and salsa!*What is a monkey's favorite cookie?~Chocolate chimp!*What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A chipmunk!*What do you call a sleeping pizza?~a piZZZZZZa!*Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?~So he would have sweet dreams!*Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?~Because it lost its filling!*Where do burgers go to dance?~The Meat Ball!*What do burgers do at a meat ball?~A-BUN-Dance!*Why did the rooster go to KFC?~To see a chicken strip!*Did you hear about the fight at the local fish house?~Some shrimp got battered!*What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?~Ice Cream!*What do you get if you eat an entire gallon of all natural ice cream?~Breyer’s Remorse!*What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?~What’s the scoop!*What do you call a rocker working at an ice cream parlor?~Alice Scooper!*What do you call a rapper working at the same ice cream parlor?~Scoop Dog!*How do astronauts eat their ice cream?~In floats!*How did Reese eat her ice cream?~Witherspoon!*What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?~Pi a'la mode!*Why did the ice cream truck break down?~Because of the Rocky Road!*Where to make ice cream?~In Sundae School!*What do you call a house with an ice cream sundae on top?~Desserted!
"It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather." ~ Anne Fadiman~Satan called, he wants his weather back!~Unknown~~Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.~Charles M. Schulz~~Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice-cream is the favorite currency of love.~Puck, 1881You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!~Chris Pratt~~All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.~George Lindsey~~If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.~Sally Edwards~~Every living cell in your body is made from the food you eat. If you consistently eat junk food then you'll have a junk body.~Jeanette Jenkins~~In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.~Sue Grafton~~National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.~Mojo Nixon~~It is a shame to live a life of daily complaint that someone else might have lived with daily gratitude.~Robert Brault
Happy Weekend My Friends. things seem to have settled in my nephew's home and he has his car back and is probably not thrown out of the house.... Poor kid goes thru Hell! He & I had another long talk today.
Been on the run, working out and getting in that precious pool time! Things are finally supposed to chill a bit. Everyone is super happy, but you know, I'm a bit worried! I don't want the pool to cool down too much! Hee!
There is a poor elderly man up the road. Hubby ran into him at the grocery store one day. The man's only auto broke down so he rode a bike to the store. So, Hubby brought him home because it is too hot for anyone, especially an elderly person to be riding a bike several miles! Today Hubby took him some fresh toamtoes and the man was so grateful.
One friend had a masectomy on Tuesday. She is hanging tough. but, she is all alone, so we are all fixing her some easy meals because her mobillity is very limited right now.
church today was good. On Wednesday I simply forgot it was Wednesday at all and missed the program, but I talked to the seminarian today and he said I could come in early this Wednesday and he would show me the past Wednesday's video! so, I'm happy about that!
So grateful for relative calm in Nephew's home life, cooler temps for everyone else even if I'm OK with the heat, all train tickets and hotel rooms set up for September's trip, Hubby, Sassy, my friend Donna, for being here and there and so good to be around! Goodnight my friends!