JUBILANT JULY, DAY 16!! It's Like A Heatwave
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Tuesday’s Cantalope: I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.~Oprah Winfrey
Happy Fresh Spinach Day, National corn Fritters Day, world Snake Day & National Personal Chefs Day! This 3rd week of July is also Everybody Deserves A Massage Week, Magician Rabbit Week, National Baby Food Week & National Ventriloquism Week!
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?~He pasta way. We can cannoli do so much. His legaxy will be a pizza history!*What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about personal chefs?~A Few Good Menus!*Why are chefs so mean?~They beat the eggs and whip the cream!*What did the French chef give his wife?~A hug & a quiche!*Why shouldn’t you hire a short chef?~The steaks are too high!*What music do personal chef play while cooking?~Wok & roll!*What is a sous chef’s favorite song?~Dice, dice Baby!*Why didn’t anyone laugh at my fritter jokes?~They were too corny!*What do you say to a personal chef who makes the perfect fritters?~Corn-gratulations!*W
hat do you get when you cross a snake with dessert?~The Pie-thon!*Why are snakes hard to trick?~No one can pull their leg!*What snakes are found on cars?windshielf Vipers!*Why couldn’t the snake talk?~It had a frog in its throat!*What do snakes put on their floors?~RepTILES!*What’s a dancer’s favorite vegetable?~SPINach!*Where does fresh spinach go for a few drinks?~The salad bar!
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?~Steven Wright~~There is nothing better than picking up sun-warmed tomatoes and smelling them, feeling them and scrutinizing their shiny skins for imperfections, dreaming of ways to serve them.~Jose Andres~~Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods.~Joel Fuhrman~~I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.~Clarence Darrow~~Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.~Steven Wright~~Even snakes are afraid of snakes.~Steven Wright~~If you're not the one cooking, stay out of the way and compliment the chef.~Michael Strahan~~Anybody can make you enjoy the first bite of a dish, but only a real chef can make you enjoy the last.~Francois Minot~~It's just silly to question the motive behind a kind deed when so many kind motives result in no deed at all.~Robert Brault
Well, playing beat the clock again! Don’t know if I can post before midnight or not!
Nephew called yesterday and reported he had been in a rather bad car accident. Freaked me out! His mother was killed in a car accident. But, I had to chill and realize he was calling after the accident, so he was fine! He actually got burnt from the air bag and his GF was bruised from the seatbelt! Both are sore. He was not charged!
Went dancing Friday night in the heat and on Saturday everything hurt! Guess dancing used muscles I am not using in my daily fitness!
Very, very hot here! I know, again, it is all relative, but it feels very ver very hot and now they are calling for weekend temps over 100! Some days are too hot to even get in the pool! Heat just drops my blood sugar, so I have to be careful!
We decided to take a train to NYC to board our next cruise in Sept. None of us have ever been on a passenger train, so it is a new adventure! I’m looking forward to it!
OK, I’m outta here!
Thanking God…. Nephew once again is OK, Sassy & Hubby make me happy, I have working AC, I have working ceiling fans, I have fun friends! Goodnight!