A Little Break from Politics, Health and Food
Monday, July 15, 2019
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What Problem?
Receptionist: Doctor, There's an invisible man in the waiting area.
Doctor: Tell him I just can't see him.
Previously Despairing Patient, In Doctor's Office, Where a Lightbulb Just Went On in His Brain: Okay doc. If I've only got two weeks to live, I'll take the last week in July, and the first week in August.