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Rednecker

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

I heard this song, Renecker, & just had to blog on it. So, today, I searched for “redneck shows”. Hoo-wee! There are more than I can count!
The 10 Most Hilarious Redneck Reality TV Shows, posted by Shanté Cosme, in 2012. (All on cable/satellite channels) Here’s a list of the shows:

Rednecker, Hardy, 2018

10. Bayou Billionaires on CMT - like Jed Clampett, the real life family is sitting on a huge (4th largest in the US) gas deposit.



So you think you’ve got some county line cred
Cause you rode a dirt road or two
You got a mossy oak hat on top of your head
And a southern pride tattoo

9. Moonshiners, Discovery Channel
Um, moonshine is still illegal, I think, but the Discovery team follows them around.

Yeah you might a drank a little grain alcohol
Or hauled a little hay but if you think your boots
Got more dirt than mine I got one thing to say



8. Redneck Island, CMT. As the blogger says: “If Survivor were to get rid of its cast of uppity suburbanites and substitute in a bunch of gun-toting, beer-guzzling backwoods types, the result would be CMT's Redneck Island.”




My town’s smaller than your town
And i got a bigger buck and bass on my wall
Got a little more kick in my drawl
Y’all i got little more spit in my chaw
My truck’s louder than your truck
And my collar’s a little more blue
You might think that you’re redneck
But I’m rednecker than you
Yes I am

7. Lady Hoggers, A&E. These are not motorcycle riding chicks. These ladies wrestle real hogs.



I got a car parked in my front yard
With a floorboard full of slim jeans
I piss where i want to
And I fish Where I swim yeah

6. Hillbilly Handfishin’, Animal Planet. Yep, they’re catching catfish with their hands and feet.




I bet you you ain’t got it on a tailgate
Or killed a copperhead a time or two
Man if you’re thinking you’re a better
Beer drinker buddy I’ve got news for you


5. Rocket City Rednecks, National Geographic. In contrast to the other shows, NatGeo shows how these down home folk can built just about anything with just what they have. Many of the were actual rocket scientists, certified geniuses and Ph. D’s. Now these folks were really from the South, & they had the drawls.




My town’s smaller than your town
And I got a bigger buck and bass on my wall
Got a little more kick in my drawl
Y’all I got little more spit in my chaw

4. Duck Dynasty, A&E. Apparently, these guys made a better duck call (forget the better mouse trap). During the filming of the shows, the men all wore heavy full beards. Saw in an interview somewhere that they shaved them off during the non-filming seasons. This is the only Redneck show I caught a few episodes - didn’t get it.





My truck’s louder than your truck
And my tick hound’s a little more blue
You might think that you’re redneck
But I’m rednecker than you
I’m rednecker than you

3. Swamp People, History Channel. It’s about a gang of Cajuns chasing gators in Lousiana's swamps.



Yeah I’m down with the sound
Of a dixie whistle raising hell
Praising dale twelve in at bristol
More sweat on my brow
At the end of the day
So needless to say

2. Here Comes Homey Boo Boo, TLC. It started with an internet famous child in Toddlers & Tiaras. Little Alana got her own reality show as she chugged Mountain Dew & Red Bull. My, how classy... And now, Mama June, from Not to Hot is in its 3d season.I’m throwing up a little in the back of my mouth ... I’ve only seen the clips on the shows, never the shows!



My town’s smaller than your town
And I got a bigger buck & bass on my wall
And I ain’t tryin’ to talk no smack
It’s just the facts y’all
My truck’s louder than your truck
And my red white’s a little more blue
You might think that you’re redneck
But I’m rednecker than you
I’m rednecker than you

1. My Redneck Wedding, CMT. Where the bridesmaids wear camo that matches their sweeties, and the bride & groom drink from tandem beer funnels.


(Because booze)


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