JUBILENT JULY, DAYS 3 & 4!! happy Birthday USA
Thursday, July 04, 2019
Wednesday’s Independence: Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.~Unknown
Happy Disobedience Day, Eat Beans Day, National Fried Clams Day, National Chocolate Wafer Day, International Plastic Bag Free Day & Stay Out Of The Sun Day! Today is actually compliment Your Mirror Day and I posted it as July 2! FYI: July’s birthstone is the ruby and flower is the sunflower! Today also begins the Dog Days of Summer, 7/3 to8/11!
What happens when you bring fried clams to a party?~It becomes a Shellabration!*What food ties your stomach into knots?~String beans!*What’s the fastest vegetable?~A runner bean!*What do you call a retired vegetable?~A has bean!*What did the beanstalk say to Jack?~Stop picking on me!*How did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?~He used a cowculater!*What did the cucumber say to the bean?~Quit stalking me!*What do yu get when you cross an apple with a bean?~A Tooty Fruity!*What acting job did the green bean audition for?~The casserole!*What veggie comes from Outer space?~Green Beings!*
The United States is the only country with a known birthday.~James G. Blaine~~When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.~George Carlin~~I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.~Mitch Hedberg~~Supposing everyone lived at one time what would they say. They would observe that stringing string beans is universal.~Gertrude Stein~~The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.~Jill Shalvis~~Whenever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience.~Thomas Chandler Haliburton~~I just don't think there's a sunscreen that gives you enough protection.~Brooke Burke~~I stay out of the sun, which is very good. If you want to be in sun, please use SPF, it's important.~AnnaLynne McCord~~There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand.~Gabrielle Union~~Every dog must have his day.~Jonathan Swift~~Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.~Robert Brault
Thursday’s Firecracker: If you pick the right small behavior and sequence it right, then you won’t have to motivate yourself to have it grow. It will just happen naturally, like a good seed planted in a good spot.~BJ Fogg
Happy Independence Day USA! Also, Happy Sidewalk Egg Frying Day, National Country Music Day, Boom box Parade Day, Independence From Meat Day, National Caesar Salad Day, & Indivisible Day!
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?~chicken Sees A Salad!*What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?~LiberTEA!*What quacks, has a bill and shouldn’t be trusted?~Beneduck Arnold!*How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of America?~They both have great constitutions!*Why shouldn’t you tell knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July?~Because freedom rings!*What do you get if you cross a patriotic American with a small curly-haired dog?~Yankee Poodle!*Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?~Laugh-ayette!*Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?~The bottom!*What gives birds certain inalienable rights?~The Ducklaration of Independence!*What did the American flag say to the other flag?~Nothing, it just waved!*What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?~A puddle!
Freedom's natal day is here.-Fire the guns and shout for freedom,-See the flag above unfurled!-Hail the stars and stripes forever,-Dearest flag in all the world.~Florence A. Jones~~July is an intensely warm month in the States, and by some weather-freak, the fourth, of all days, is the very fiercest.~Henry Howard Paul~~You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.~Erma Bombeck~~How dark the sky looked! how shining and bewildering the stars! We would look from the artificial lights flashing forth among the trees in our street to those lamps of heaven swung above us, and perhaps we wondered where all those who had given us our freedom were now.~Lucy C. Lillie~~In childhood the daylight always fails too soon—except when there are going to be fireworks; and then the sun dawdles intolerably on the threshold like a tedious guest.~Jan Struther~~We sleep peacefully at night, cradled by the big strong hands of America.~Terri Guillemets~~The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.~Dave Barry~~No matter old you get, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.~Robert Brault
Happy 4th of July to all my american Friends! Been a busy week for me! Never expected my summer to be so full of more than the pool!