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jokes and zoos

Sunday, April 14, 2019

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: April 8th is Zoo Lovers Day. April 8th is Zoo Lovers Day. Zoos have been around for thousands of years. A zoo was originally called a "menagerie". In some form, menageries have been around since ancient times. The earliest recording was around 1500 B.C.!! Do you like to visit zoos? I like visiting zoo. We have a very good zoo in Cleveland. Have you been to many? Yes, I been too many zoo. I been among other to he Toledo zoo, the Akron zoo,
the Cincinnati zoo, the St. Louis Zoo , and the San Diego zoo. If so, what is your favorite zoo to visit? My favorite zoo is the San Diego zoo,.

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned
to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those
hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

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