Halloween and jokes
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Halloween and jokes
This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam:
Halloween is just around the corner! Do you like to celebrate Halloween? yes, very much Do you decorate for the holiday? I help my sis do it
What are some special memories of past Halloweens you’d like to share?
When I was a kid Halloween was great we would dress up in costume and hit 3 neighborhoods. We hit our neighborhood, my grandparent neighborhood and last but least my Aunt neighborhood. If we were lucky the night before Halloween was beggar night across the street so we hit there too. It was all about the candy,
When my sis kid came about we would take them out and
then it was about making them happy.
Now that those kids as kid of there own We celebrate with a party. We crave pumpkin or draw and color on them, We watch the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and Sleepy Hallow. Now it about everyone having a nice safe time.
woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
A few days after Halloween, Sally came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked why her grades were so low.
Sally answered, "Because everything is marked down after holidays!"
q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
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Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Espirit de spirit
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.
In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.
The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!
Friends bail you out of jail, Best Friends are in the cell next to you
A Friend will ask why you are crying, A Best Friend will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry!
A Friend buys you lunch, A Best Friend eats your lunch!
A friend: you go to your friends house and ask for a glass of water they get up and direct you to the kitchen
best friend: you ask for a glass of water at a best friends house and they say, "get it yourself! you practically live here!"
a best friend is someone who knows everything about you.. but loves ya anyway"