Saturday, October 13, 2018
A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a Lead. The rabbit does NOT want to be there. “Sit, Bunnikins,” she says.
Bunnikins glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another Customer’s lap, getting water all over him. “I said SIT, now there’s a good Bunnikins,” says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
Bunnikins, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees on the floor.
The woman, terribly embarrassed, shouts, “Hell, Bunnikins, will you be good!” The rabbit wanders over to a Doberman and bites its nose, then chases it out of the waiting toom.
As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted Customers and says: “I’m so sorry, I’ve just washed my hare, and can’t do a thing with it!”