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Students and their teachers.

Monday, October 01, 2018

It's apparent," said the teacher, "that you haven't been studying your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well," said the student. "Dad says the world is changing every day, so I want to wait until it settles down."

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An English teacher was testing her Year 3 students one day.

“Can anyone give me a sentence about a public servant?” She asked.

One child raised their hand confidently. “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he said, smiling with pride.

The teacher frowned. “Do you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

“Sure,” the boy nodded. “It means carrying a child.”
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