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Sunday sniggers

Sunday, September 30, 2018

The lovers were entwined in a passionate embrace on the loungeroom floor when suddenly a car was heard coming up the driveway. “Quick!” the woman shrieked.
“That will be a my husband. He’s a policeman and he’s twice as big as you.”

Her companion hopped about frantically and said, “Where’s the back door?”

“We haven’t got one,” she replied.

“Well, tell me quickly, “ he said, “where would you like one?”
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