A titter for Thursday
Thursday, September 27, 2018
A lawyer phones his client on death row to tell him he had been granted a stay of execution.
“Great,” replied the prisoner. “No noose is good noose.”
A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
The detective who went to investigate a burned- down post office figured that it must be blackmail.
A thousand pairs of underwear were stolen. Police are making a brief inquiry.
Criminal motto: What you seize is what you get