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A titter for Thursday

Thursday, September 27, 2018

A lawyer phones his client on death row to tell him he had been granted a stay of execution.
“Great,” replied the prisoner. “No noose is good noose.”

A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.

The detective who went to investigate a burned- down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

A thousand pairs of underwear were stolen. Police are making a brief inquiry.

Criminal motto: What you seize is what you get
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