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A hiker had a heart attack.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

A group of friends went out rambling/hiking one day and decided to pair off in twos for the afternoon. That evening one of them returned alone, staggering under the weight of a heavy rucksack/backpack.

"Where's Bertram?" the other ramblers ask.

Bertram's mate, Ronald, replied, "Bertram must have had a heart attack. He just keeled over and died a couple of miles back up the path."

The other ramblers gasped and then one of them asked, "You left Bertram laying out there and carried the rucksack back?"

"It was a difficult decision," agreed Ronald. "But I thought that nobody would steal Bertram."
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