A man hears a knock at his door.
Thursday, September 20, 2018
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”