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Sunday, September 16, 2018

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: September 16th is National Play-Doh Day. National Play-Doh Day celebrates a great childhood play toy. Invented in the mid-1950s, it has entertained millions of children, and allowed them to express their creativity, both at home and in the classroom. Did you play with Play-Doh? I used to love to play with play-doh. Were you very creative when making things with Play-Doh?
I remember loving Play-Doh but not what I made it. But I am not much of
a creative person. Now a day my mom play Play-Doh with her great-granddaughter Natalie. Mom does it for her hands and Natalie does it for fun.

Jokes
The Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell
Yuck
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone
Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss
Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills?
You have 12 kids, but you don't really care.

Skinny people bug me. They say things like, "Sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my keys, my glasses, my address and my mother's maiden name. But I have never forgotten to eat! You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

What is the best way to forget your troubles? Wear tight clothes.
One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn't wander, it leaves completely.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
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  • BARBIE176
    It is great that your mom plays with her great granddaughter! I never much cared for play doh. I don't remember having it as a child and I didn't much like it when my kids played with it.
    25 days ago
  • HAPPYDAZ1
    Thanks for blogging. The jokes were funny. Hadn't thought about using play-doh the way you could use a stress relief ball. Good thinking on your mom's part and gives her the ability to play with the grand kids too.
    31 days ago
  • SUNSET09
    We need to be more child-like emoticon You should get in there and play with them. emoticon emoticon emoticon and emoticon
    31 days ago
  • AMYBELLES
    I’m like you - I loved Play-Doh (still can smell it in my mind) but really can’t remember what I made with it. That’s great that your mom can play with it with her great-granddaughter while it benefits her hands at the same time!
    31 days ago
  • CATLOVER110
    That's nice that your mom plays with Play-Doh with her great-granddaughter.
    31 days ago
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