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Sunday, September 16, 2018

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned his client. He said, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary!”
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