Joke of the Day.
Friday, September 14, 2018
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play gridiron.
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half, a centipede scored so many touchdowns the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?"
The centipede replied, "Putting on my shoes".